what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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