But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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