i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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