check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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