YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I just want to make out with him forever
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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