I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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