I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Randomize