I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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