Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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