A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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