ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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