everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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