ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
