I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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