That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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