dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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