pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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