Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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