We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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