She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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