They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
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