He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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