guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
She's the barista slut.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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