god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
After tacos, we're chasing women.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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