What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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