i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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