Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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