I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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