Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Even my vagina gasped.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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