I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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