Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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