Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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