you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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