if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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