Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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