Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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