What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
PANTIES FOUND
send nudes
from the living room?
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