I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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