Define "chronic" masturbator.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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