I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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