and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I think your dad took our porno
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
