Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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