It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
My ass is underappreciated
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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