God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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