Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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