i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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