Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
