Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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