he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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