yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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