Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
