the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
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