Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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