Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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