what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I love having hate sex.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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